Chapter VIII: “Gramps Hrothgar Trauma Dumps 💀”
Chapter VIII: Gramps Hrothgar Trauma Dumps 💀”
🧓👑 Hrothgar IRL starts monologuing like it’s a therapy sesh on Discord VC:
“Yo Beowulf my slime 😤💯 you really flew out here on that grindset to save our squad? Major W move, not gonna lie. Frfr, your dad was built different too — man literally solo’d a whole Wilfing warrior and got ratio’d by an entire kingdom 💀.
The Wederz were like ‘nah bro, that’s too much smoke 🫣’ and they kicked him out. So pops dipped, pulled a speedrun to our turf (South-Dane arc 🧭), back when I still had the ✨hero drip✨ and the mead hall was bussin’.
Back then, we had Heregar — dude was Him. RIP 🪦. Bro was my elder, had that oldhead wisdom. Not gonna cap, he was lowkey better than me 😔. But anyway, I tried to fix the beef — sent some bling and “pls no fight” vibes 💍🕊️ across the sea to the Wilfings. They said ‘bet.’ Problem solved.
BUT THEN 👹😤 GR🅾️NDEL ENTERED THE CHAT.
This Ohio NPC started spawn-killing our crew. No respawns. No 1v1s. Just L after L. My whole squad got cooked. Heorot? 🧱 More like Bloodrot. Every sunrise it’s giving ‘crime scene’ 😵💫🩸
Bro was straight up camping the mead-hall like it’s Fortnite — pulling up every night while the boys were blackout on mead 🍻 talking like ‘yo we got this 😤’ and then immediately getting clapped 😵💫💀
I’m down so bad I got more goblins than guards. My roster? Deleted. My heart? In shambles. But God? Still lowkey OP — He could nerf Grendel if He wanted 🛐📈
Anyway, pull up to the feast, flex your sigma energy 💪🐺, and tell the squad how you finna solo this Ohio gremlin with max rizz.”
🔥🍖🎉 CUT TO: The Geat squad enters like it’s a frat party in Skyrim.
The boys pull up all dripped out in chainmail 💅🛡️, vibes immaculate. They get comfy on the benches, chugging mead like it’s pre-workout 🚨🍺. A bard hits play on the 🔥rizzcore🔥 soundtrack — think old-school lute with drill beats 🎶🗿.
Heorot finally got some W energy back in the chat. The Geats + Danes are vibing like it's Coachella but for warriors 🎤🕺
To be continued… 👀