Chapter VII: BEOWULF PULLS UP W/ MAX RIZZ 💯👑🧌

Hrothgar.exe loading… 👴📜

Old King Hrothgar heard the commotion and was like:

“Hold up… is that lil Beowulf?? 😳 Bro used to be a level 1 twink with zero XP. Now he’s walking in like a GIGA CHAD??”

He gives the lore dump:

“His dad was Ecgtheow (RIP 😔), who bagged Hrethel’s daughter back in the day. That makes Beowulf part of the royal Geat gang. Dude’s got that noble blood and the grindset 😤💪.”

Then Hrothgar hits everyone with the mythos:

“Sailors were saying this guy’s got the grip strength of THIRTY men 😭💀 Bro’s basically a walking protein shake. No cap, I think God himself sent him to clap Grendel frfr 🙏👹.”

He’s hyped af:

“Tell the squad they can come thru, full W welcome energy. Get them in here — we about to cook 🔥.”

📢 Wulfgar, the Danish Hype Man, Enters the Chat

Wulfgar zooms off like 🚀 and yells out the royal invite:

“YOOOO BEOWULF & CO. THE KING SAID YOU’RE HIM‼️ You got the invite 📨. Pull up in full drip — helms, chainmail, shields, the whole loadout. Just leave your gear outside the throne room, no sus moves pls 😅🛑.”

🛡️ The Entrance: Big Sigma Energy

Beowulf stands up like an absolute unit 🗿. Whole squad follows behind like it’s a gym bros convention.

They enter Heorot with max posture, armor shining like LED TikTok lights ✨. Beowulf = glowing like he’s got 10 filters on.

And then… he SPEAKS 🎙️:

“HROTHGAR, MY MAN ‼️ It’s ya boy Beowulf — heir to the Higelac Hustle™️. I’ve been on demon time since I was a kid 😤.”

“Been hearing all this Grendel lore from the seafaring Discord mods 🌊📦 — how your house party gets ratio’d by this Ohio goblin every night 👹💥.”

“The squad told me to slide in and solo the thing. They’ve seen me 1v5 before — came out covered in L blood and W glory 💀🔥. And now? I’m here to settle it. Mono e mono. Sigma vs Skibidi.”

⚠️ Warning: This Fight Will Be RAW

Beowulf drops the realness:

“Yo no cap, I heard this Grendel NPC don’t even care about weapons. So I’m going bare hands only 👐😤.”

“No blade, no shield, just me and these righteous mitts 🙌. If Higelac’s cool with it, I’m going FULL THROW HANDS MODE 🐺.”

“If I get cooked? 🧌 Bro’s gonna snack on me like a protein bar. No funeral needed — he’ll leave nothing behind 💀.”

“Just send my gym drip — that ring-mail crafted by Wayland the Drip Lord — back to Higelac. Tell him I died how I lived: BASED 🔥.”

“Anyway, fate finna fate 🤷‍♂️. Let’s vibe.”

Final Words = Pure Grindset Poetry 📈💯

Beowulf ends the speech with a literal mic drop of fate bars:

“Weird (aka Destiny) gonna do what she do 😤. Either I catch a W or get devoured in Ohio. No in-between. LET’S GOOOO‼️🔥🗿👊”

✨Stay tuned for the next ep of Beowulf: Ohio Drift 👹📉💪