Chapter VI: Beowulf Pulls Up to the Function in Full Drip
Chapter VI: Beowulf Pulls Up to the Function in Full Drip 💥
The squad pulled up lookin’ like they just dropped outta Valhalla Fashion Week 😤✨. The highway was glistening like a bedazzled iPhone case 💎📱, and these dudes were stompin’ down the path like they owned Middle Earth, frfr. Shields? HUGE. Swords? ✨Shiny AF✨. Armor? Clinkin’ and clankin’ like someone spammed the soundboard 🎧🔊.
They rolled up to the crib (aka Hrothgar's mead hall) and casually leaned their 💅WIDE-ASS SHIELDS💅 on the wall like, “Yeah, we built different.” Their chainmail was rattling like someone shaking a Prime bottle full of coins 💰🫧. The spears? Extra long and lookin’ like they came straight outta a Fortnite update 🗿⚔️.
📣 Then outta nowhere, this one guard NPC steps up like:
“Yo 😳 where y’all from?? Why y’all got all that blinged-out murder gear?? Y’all from Ohio or sum? These weapons got lore, frfr 🧐👀. I work for King Hrothgar btw, #loyal.
ngl... y’all look kinda cracked 😳. Like, not criminal energy... more like ‘chivalry-core.’ Lemme guess—you’re here for the king, huh? W for bravery.”
🎤 Then Beowulf, aka THE Sigma Male of the Geats 🐺💪, steps up like:
“YEAH we them Higelac homies, big dog. Me? I’m Beowulf, top 0.001% warrior on NorseTok 💯🗡️. We ain’t outlaws — we’re here on a noble grind. Lemme talk to your king real quick. Got some W business to handle. 😤”
👑 Then enters Wulfgar, aka The Plug to Hrothgar’s Throne 💼🧌. Bro’s got clout in the kingdom, known for being 50% brawn, 50% brain 🧠💥.
He’s like:
“Bet. I’ll go hmu Hrothgar and let him know y’all tryna slide into the throne room. You seem like big deals. Not NPCs. Lemme go see if he’s got time between sippin’ mead and having existential dread 💀🍺.”
So Wulfgar fast-walks 🏃💨 to King Hrothgar, who’s just chillin’ on his high-tier gamer throne 🎮🪑. Man's got the “wise elder in a fantasy RPG” aesthetic down to a science 📚🧓.
Wulfgar goes:
“Yo Your Majesty, big news 👑‼️ There’s some GYATTED Geats outside. One of ‘em is named Beowulf and he’s giving straight-up Final Boss Energy 🔥. They ain’t lookin’ sus — they’re armored like a whole Marvel crossover event. They wanna talk. No cap, they seem like Ws.”
🎬 To be continued... when Beowulf enters the chat 📈🗣️🐉