Chapter V: 🛬 Beowulf & the Boys Pull Up 💪💯

So the head honcho of the drip squad — aka Beowulf, certified sigma from Geatland 🐺 — finally spoke up, spitting straight facts and legacy lore 🎤:

“Yo, no cap, we’re from Geatland 🇸🇪, repping Higelac’s squad — OG homies only. My pops was Ecgtheow, real one, had that old head wisdom 👴📜. Dude was KNOWN — frfr, he had clout before clout existed. Lived long, died legendary 💀🔥.

We pulled up cuz we got beef to settle. Heard some cursed cryptid from Ohio 👹 been griefing y’all in the dead of night 🌒 — causing mayhem, bodying NPCs left and right 💥📉. Bro's got that villain arc ENERGY.

We're here to drop a W solution on King Hrothgar 💅. If he's tryna get rid of that L-entity 🧌, we got the skill issue fix. I’m talking full send, no holds barred. Grindset activated 🧠💯‼️

Just say the word, and I’ll slay that creeper back to the shadow realm 👊💀. We ain’t here to troll. We got a divine quest, mission vibes only ✨📜.”

🛡️ Security Guard NPC Reacts

The beach patrol NPC 🧍‍♂️, who was built like a Skyrim sidequest, gave a little nod like:

“Okay okay okay, say less. I peep the vibes. You boys don’t look like ops 🧐🔍. Y’all ain’t sus, and that speech? Pure W energy. You’re chill to pass ✅.

I’ll make sure your drip-boat 🛶 stays untouched — got the sea homies watching it 24/7 like it’s peak Twitch stream hours 🎥🌊. When you're done clapping that cryptid, your Uber SeaXL will be ready to sail back to Wederland 🏝️.

Go ahead, follow me. Weapons? Allowed. Armor? Slay. Vibes? Immaculate 😤🗿.”

🏰 Welcome to the Hall of Vibes

Squad rolls out. Boat stays behind, lookin’ fresh with that “just tarred” aesthetic 🛶✨. Visors shining like LED TikTok lights 🧢💡. Boar emblems on their helmets were giving major “don’t mess with us” energy 🐗🔥.

They were SPEED. Full NPC sprint animation. They marched till the glow-up palace hit their line of sight 🏰😳 — Heorot, aka the Meadhall of Main Character Energy™.

Thing was GLEAMING. Like, “seen-from-space” level shiny 🌟👀. Biggest, most viral hall on the For You Page. Straight up the Eiffel Tower of Denmark 🇩🇰💯.

🐴 The Goodbye Gallop

Beach NPC was like:

“Aight my kings, this is your stop. That’s the clout castle ahead. Just go straight, you can't miss it 🔥

I gotta bounce now, back to beach patrol 🐴. May the algorithm bless your journey 🙏📱, and may your KD ratio against the demon stay undefeated 💪👹.

If anyone tries to grief your ride, they gotta go through me first. Catch y’all on the flip side ✌️🌊.”

He dipped. Galloped off like a true side character with one quest line left 🐎📜.