Chapter XL: “When Your Sigma King Takes His Final L” 😤💀👑🐉
Chapter XL: When Your Sigma King Takes His Final L” 😤💀👑🐉
So basically, Beowulf told the group chat to spread the tea ☕ up the cliffside — let the squad know it was going down frfr 🔥.
His gym bros ⛓️🛡️ were just vibing there all morning, mood absolutely cooked 😩. These were not good vibes. They were like:
“Either our GOAT Beowulf comes back a W… or we get the ‘He got ratio’d by a dragon’ notification 📉💀.”
And then — BOOM — one NPC came running from the cliff like:
“YO LISTEN UP Y’ALL 🗣️‼️ IT’S COOKED 😭🔥”
He started dropping lore bombs like it was a spoiler thread on Twitter:
“Our free-sample-giving, Venmo-request-declining KING 👑 — Beowulf the Baddest from GeatTok 🇸🇪 — just got absolutely folded by a whole a** dragon 🐉💥.
My guy is on his FINAL respawn timer rn 😔🛌.
Dragon? Also DEAD. Got shanked to the shadow realm 💀.
Wiglaf — that one real day-1 🐺 — is holding his hand like it’s a sad anime ending 🎻.
They’re both just... laying there. Like some tragic Roblox RP scene 😢.”
Meanwhile, everyone’s realizing the timeline is about to get MESSY 😬.
“Once the Franks and Frisians get the news 📲 that our King took the L… bro it’s GGs for the squad.
We’re talking full-on raid vibes — like when Higelac tried to flex in Friesland and got clapped so hard he dropped ALL his loot 💎📉.
Bro didn’t even get a pity res. Zero gems, zero mercy. L + ratio.”
Also 👀 let’s not forget about the Swedes 😒.
“IDK about the Swedelords… they’re lowkey sus. Can’t trust them fr.
Ongentheow — the OG grandpa boss 😤🗿 — straight up yeeted Hæthcyn in Ravenswood one time. Man was just out there LARPing pride and got murked 💀.”
This old man Ongentheow was NOT one to mess with:
“Dude pulled up with FINAL BOSS ENERGY 🔥.
One-tapped Hæthcyn 🗡️, saved the queen (W move 🫡), then looted her bling like it was Skyrim 🪙💅.”
Swedes pulled up deep 👥, tried to squad-wipe the rest of the Geats. The vibes? IMMACULATELY bad 🫠. Like:
“It was giving sad Discord VC at 3am vibes 🥺.
They were out there bleeding out, listening to their bros get gallows-sniped 💀🪓 by enemy mains.”
But then...
BANG BANG — Higelac’s horn dropped like a SoundCloud beat 🎺💯.
Backup was on the way. Daybreak pulled up like:
“SURPRISE, COMEBACK ARC TIME 🕊️✨”
TL;DR: Beowulf = down bad but died a real one 🐺💯. Dragon = cooked 🐉🔥. Wiglaf = realest bro alive 🫡. The squad = in shambles 😵. Geopolitical drama = incoming 🚩📉.
This finna get worse before it gets better… stay tuned for more mid-evil chaos 👀💀.