Chapter XXXV: Beowulf vs. The Ohio Dragon Boss Fight
Chapter XXXV: Beowulf vs. The Ohio Dragon Boss Fight 🔥
aka: “Final Boss Energy 🐉💥 vs. Main Character Syndrome 💪📈”
So old dude Hrethel was down bad 😔💀. Lost his son Herebald to some freak accident (friendly fire, bruh 💀🔫), and bro was cooked emotionally. Couldn’t even get his lick back 'cause it was technically fam 🙃. Real NPC move from fate, frfr.
He passed the vibes (and the real estate 🏰) to his sons like a true giga-chad landlord 😤📜. But then the Swedes and Geats started beefing HARD 💥🇸🇪🤜🤛🇬🇪. Whole situation was giving “Ohio turf war arc” 💀🗺️.
💀 Hæthcyn Gets Ratio’d The Geat king Hæthcyn tried to flex but got insta-L'd by the Swedish sigma king Ongentheow 🧓⚔️. Dude said “Pull up” and Eofor did not disappoint 💯. Sliced Ongentheow’s cranium like a Costco ham 🍖😤.
Beowulf was there like:
“Y’all see that?? That was my COUSIN. I avenge fam only 🔥. Ongentheow got unsubscribed from life 💀📉.”
Then he got gifted 💎drip💎 and land like:
“Big W from the king. Didn’t have to beg Denmark or the Gepids for loyalty either. I’m HIM ‼️🗿”
🛡️ Beowulf’s Solo Raid Announcement Beowulf turned to the boys and was like:
“Yo, this is it. Final mission. No respawns 🔥. I’ve done side quests, Grendel DLC, and Mama Grendel's revenge arc. But now it’s DRAGON TIME 🐉‼️
I could go no-sword mode like with Grendel 🫡, but this dude breathes Napalm™️ so I’m armoring up ⛓️🔥.
Y’all? Stay back. I solo this. Sigma grindset only 💪🗿. If I win, I get the loot chest. If I lose, I get isekai’d. Either way, it's fate."
And everyone was just standing there like 😳🔥😭
🐉 The Ohio Dragon Awakens Beowulf pulled up to the cave — just him and his plot armor 😤.
He saw lava bubbling like Minecraft RTX 🌋😮💨. It was giving “DO NOT ENTER” energy. But did that stop our main bro?? Nah. He shouted into the abyss like:
“YO DRAGON. I’M OUTSIDE. DROP THAT GOLD OR CATCH THESE HANDS 🗣️💢‼️”
Dragon heard the smoke and was like 👀👂🐉
"Bet."
Boom. Smoke. Fire. Roar. Vibes = TOXIC 🔥💀 Earth was quaking. Bro was literally spitting war-sweat vapors 😮💨🔥. Beowulf stood firm — shield up, sword drawn, main-character glow activated 🛡️✨.
He swung first. His sword — the OG heirloom blade — mid. Like it hit, but it didn’t go HARD ENOUGH 😬🗡️.
Dragon said:
“Nice try, peasant.” And unleashed the fire breath of a thousand cancelled TikTokers 😤🔥📛
Beowulf’s blade got stage fright 💀. Literally failed him in the clutch. No cap, this was not the anime comeback moment he needed 😩📉
🫣 Squad Pulls a Disappearing Act And where were his “bros for life”?? Gone. Dipped. Skedaddled into the trees like scared raccoons 🌳🏃♂️💨
Except for ONE. (Spoiler: next chapter's MVP incoming 👀🔥)
Beowulf: surrounded by ✨warfire✨, coughing up regret and dragon smoke, still standing tho. Alone. Because a real alpha dies on his feet 💯🫡
Stay tuned for the finale... same Beo-time, same Beo-channel 📺🔥
👑 To be continued... #WBeowulf #OhioBossFightArc #DragonGotRizz #SigmaVsGigaChad #SwordSaidNope