Chapter XXXIV: Beowulf vs. Emotional Damage & Fire Lizard Boss 💀

💥 Revenge Arc Unlocked 💥

So after King Hygelac got absolutely cooked 🔥📉 (rip big man 🫡), our boy Beowulf was like:

“Bet. I’m spinning the block. No cap. ✋😤”

He had BEEF with this dude Eadgils — certified L man, son of Ohthere, 100% sus vibes 🚩. Bro pulled up on him with a whole squad of ops across the dripless seas 🌊🗿, armed to the teeth. ❄️ Cold weather, colder revenge. And yeah… Beowulf made sure homeboy logged out permanently. 💀🧾

He stayed undefeated. Like zero deaths, all Ws. Sigma grindset 💯. Until...

🔥 BOSS BATTLE INCOMING: DRAGON DROP 🔥

Beowulf, now old but still built like a protein shake with legs 🧍‍♂️💪, got word there’s a literal fire-breathing Ohio lizard 🐉 melting everything over some STOLEN BLING 😭💀.

Bro was guarding a Minecraft cave full of ✨shiny loot✨ and was NOT having it when someone snatched a gem-cup. That’s when things got ratio’d. 📉👀

Beowulf rolls up with 11 gym bros (12 total, but keep reading 💀), ready to 1v1 the dragon IRL.

One of them? A snitchy little NPC 🤡 who accidentally caused all this — like bro fr stole a chalice and dipped 🫠. Now he’s guiding the squad like:

“Uhhh yeah so I MAY have triggered the apocalypse 😅👉👈. The dragon cave is... that way.” 🧌🫴🔥

Dude was NOT vibing. You could tell he was straight up filled with ✨regret✨ and gamer guilt.

🧓 Beowulf: Lore Dump + Sad Boi Hours 🎻

Right before the smoke, Beowulf sat down on a cliff edge like a real anime protagonist at sunset 🌅😔. He started trauma dumping hard:

“Yo, I been built different since DAY 1. Was 7 years old when the OG king Hrethel took me in and gave me loot and feast points 🏰🍖. Treated me like one of his own, frfr. RIP the goat. 🧓💯”

He starts reminiscing about his foster bros — Herebald, Hæthcyn, and Higelac — and things got DARK real fast 🖤:

Turns out Hæthcyn hit Herebald with a WHOLE ARROW 😭💀— friendly fire moment. Bro was just trying to hunt or something and accidentally committed medieval manslaughter. 🏹🔫❌

Zero XP, no loot, just Ls. King Hrethel couldn’t even go full revenge mode cuz... family drama. It was “can't fight your own spawn” vibes and left him absolutely emotionally wrecked 😩📉.

Every morning he’d wake up like: “Damn, still sad.” 😔☕

House was quiet. The mead hall? Dead vibes. Horses? Not neighing. Feasts? Mid. Joy? Deleted. 🐴🚫🍗📉

TL;DR:

Beowulf’s been stacking W’s all his life 🏆, but now he’s old, reflective, and pulling up to fight a ✨giga-rizz dragon✨ in what might be his final boss battle. He’s got trauma, a squad, and more rizz than your fav TikTokker.

Stay tuned. It's about to get extra crispy. 🔥🐉💀

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