Chapter XXXII: “Who Took the Rizz Goblet?!?”
Chapter XXXII: Who Took the Rizz Goblet?!?” 🔥💀
aka: How to make a dragon ragequit with one bad decision and zero rizz
So this random NPC servant 😩 tryna stay un-cooked 🔥 ran away from danger like “I’m not built for this frfr” and accidentally ran into an ancient ✨cursed loot cave✨ 💀.
And inside?? 💰🤯 Bro unlocked a whole chest of oldhead drip: Gem-encrusted goblets, prehistoric bling, Viking NFTs, legacy loot from some giga-chad who probs solo'd a whole war back in 500 BC 🗿.
Like, this man from centuries ago went:
“Yo Earth 🌍, I’m outtie 😔. Keep my 💎XP stash safe. My squad got cooked 🍖 by war and Ls. No more rizzed-up ring-bros to flex this gold. No bard, no falcon, no 🐎 horsepower. Just me and this loot... ‘til I log off 💀.”
And fr, he did log off. RIP to a real one 🙏.
⚠️ Ohio Dragon: Online 🐉🔥
Fast forward ⏩ 300 years... Suddenly this naked fire lizard with giga rage issues 🐉💢 wakes up like:
“WHO TOOK MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOBLET?! 😤🔥”
Bro was NOT chill. Full Skibidi-War-Mode activated. 🚨 He yeets himself out of his crypt like a flaming WMD and starts flying around like:
“I smell ✨Betrayal✨ and cheap cologne. Someone's about to get ratio'd.”
Turns out, that one broke boi servant (y’know, the one who went hide-n-seek mode earlier?) stole the ✨sparkliest cup in the stash✨ and brought it back to his boss like:
“Hey lol my bad for being an L earlier... but look! Free goblet? Plz forgive?? 😅🙏💎”
And the king was like:
“Bro... what... where did you GET this???”
Boom. Discovery unlocked. Now everyone knows the loot exists. And the Ohio Dragon™ is big mad. 😡💥
He starts sniffing the air like a glitched-out Skibidi Beast 👃👹 and goes full FBI surveillance on the whole countryside. But nobody there—just empty vibes and burned dirt 🌫️📉.
And yet... he’s LIVING for the drama 💅. Flying in circles like:
“I swear on my hoard, I'm burning this whole biome down if I don’t get that goblet back 🔥🔥🔥‼️”
He realizes someone had touched the treasure 😱. And that’s it. No talking. No timeouts. Just FLAMES.
Dude waited 0 seconds. Didn’t even finish his monster energy drink. Just insta-flame spam 😤🔥🔥
Result? ⚔️ All the Viking dudes: cooked 💀 Their king? About to catch an L 🔥 The final boss is HERE, and he's not taking DMs 🏰 The vibes: Ruined. 📉 The economy: On fire.
Moral of the story? 💡 Don’t steal goblets from cryptid dragons in ancient loot caves unless you’re ready for boss music and everything you love to be incinerated.
💀👑🐉🔥 Stay tuned for Chapter XXXIII:
“Beowulf vs. The Fire Lizard — Rizz vs. Rizzzard” 💅🐺🗿✨🔥