Chapter XXVII: “Frfr, We Outta Here 👑💨”
Chapter XXVII: Frfr, We Outta Here 👑💨”
POV: You just saved Denmark from an Ohio demon and now it’s time to dip with max rizz and loot.
Beowulf (aka Sigma Chad of the Geats) 💪🗿💯: “Ayo, squad, time to bounce 🛥️. We pulled up from the ends of the map 🌍, served looks, clapped a cryptid 👹, and got fed like royalty 🍗👑. No cap, vibes were immaculate.
Hroth-dawg 🧓, you treated us like VIPs at the Met Gala 💅, and I’m not gonna ghost. If y’all ever get cooked again by another L-ratio monster from Ohio 🚩👻, just slide in my DMs. I’ll pull up with the whole Geat gang 🐺🛡️, no questions asked.”
“Like frfr, I got Higelac’s blessing ✝️ and he’s a W king. Might be young but bro’s not mid. If your ops get bold again, I’ll yeet myself across the sea with max strength, big spear energy, and the squad in tow 🔥🛶.”
“And if lil Hrethric ever wants to go main character mode 🧒📈, tell him to hit me up. I’ll get him networking with some real ones 🔗💼. No need to stay in these cursed Ohio woods fr 🧌🌲.”
Hrothgar (aka Grandpa Drip 🧓✨): “Yooo hold up… that speech? 📢🔥 No one's dropped bars like that at your age. You got that muscle 🏋️ and that mic game 🎤 — rare combo.
If, like, some final boss pulls a sneak attack on Higelac 🐉🔪 and you’re still kicking it, not even the Geats could deny you'd be a S-tier king 🏆. You built different. Respect, son. 🫡”
“You didn’t just beat the ops — you made peace ✌️. Like actual historic W. Danes and Geats? Besties now 💞. We’re gonna be exchanging gifts across the sea like it’s Prime Day 📦🚢.”
“Long as I rule, I’ll make sure everyone eats — shiny rings, good vibes, and maybe a collab post or two 📸✨.”
Then Hrothgar, the OG King™️, hit Beowulf with the feels:
He gave our boi 12 sparkle tokens 💎🧿💎 — pure loot drop. Told him to take it home, flex on his people, and come back anytime with that main character energy.
Then — plot twist — Grandpa Hrothgar hit him with a goodbye hug 🧓🤝😢.
Bro was lowkey sobbing 💦. He tried to play it cool, but the vibes were emotional. Man was like: “I’m not crying, you’re crying 💀.” He knew deep down he might never see Beowulf again, and that hurt different.
Beowulf (aka Treasure Goblin Slayer 💰⚔️) walked off the field shining like a sponsored TikToker in full drip 💫🧢💸. His ship was parked and ready, GPS locked on "home" 🛥️📍.
On the way back, everyone was talking about the W they just scored and the absolute unit of a king they left behind 👑👏. Hrothgar stayed in everyone's mentions for being a real one until Father Time ratio’d him 📉🕰️.
TL;DR: Beowulf dipped with loot 💰, legacy 💫, and max rizz 📈. Peace between Danes and Geats = unlocked ✅. Grandpa H was in his feels 😭. History made. Saga continues...
Only in medieval Ohio, frfr 🧌🇺🇸.