Chapter XXI: "Grendel's Mommy Just Pulled Up" 👹💅
Chapter XXI: Grendel's Mommy Just Pulled Up" 👹💅
Hrothgar rn = FULLY COOKED. 💔🧓
“Bro don’t even ask if I’m vibing 💀. We just took another L… BIG one. My ride-or-die, my day-one homie Æschere? 💔 GONE. Straight up yeeted by some swamp NPC last night. 😤👣"
"He wasn’t just anyone, frfr. He was the OG shoulder-bro in battle 💪. Back when swords were flying and chaos was maxed out, he was right there guarding my six. 🛡️🔥"
“But now?? Bro got sneak-attacked by some off-brand Grendel with mommy issues 😭. Shorty pulled up to Heorot last night, absolutely seething 💅👹. Took Æschere out like he owed her rent. 💸💀”
Grendel’s Mom = Vengeful Baddie with a Score to Settle 💅🔥
“Y’all remember how Beowulf clapped Grendel last night? 💀 That ‘Ohio-built jump scare’ got solo’d HARD by my sigma king 😤💪.”
“Well guess what? Grendel had a mommy, and she MAD MAD. 👹💋 She’s on her villain arc now — frfr wants the smoke, no negotiation. That L she took? She’s tryna turn it into a W. 🧍♀️➡️🧌”
“She pulled up, did a lil murder 💅 and DIPPED back to the swamp like it was nothing 😭. Left us looking goofy af. Like… who even is she??”
The Swamp Lore Dump 🐸🌫️
“So peep this — the locals been sayin' there’s been TWO creatures out there in the bogs:”
One’s a she/her cryptid with BAD ENERGY 💅🧌.
The other? A massive Ohio-man built like a Minecraft boss 💀📦. That was Grendel. Big, ugly, and no dad fr (daddyless behavior confirmed) 💔😤.
“These two been living in the scariest, most ✨rizzless✨ part of the world: foggy forests, cursed caves, and the worst vibes imaginable. Not even deer wanna go there 🦌🚫. They’ll straight-up give up on life before touching that water 💀💦.”
“It’s giving… Final Destination meets ‘Don’t Swim Here’ TikTok 💀🌊. Misty hills, cursed vibes, and if you try to go in? That’s a respawn moment 🪦.”
Hrothgar: “So uhhh… Beowulf? Can u solo this baddie too or…?” 😅🙏
“Now listen bro,” says Hrothgar, voice shaking like a Discord mod getting called out 📉.
“We NEED you again 😭. No cap, you’re the only one built diff enough to go Ohio mode and fight this menace in her boss cave 😤.”
“I’ll drop you some ancient loot again — ✨old-school bling✨, legacy-coded gems, the whole inventory 💎🪙. You just gotta go sigma on her and finish what you started. 💯🔥”
TO BE CONTINUED… in "Beowulf vs. MILFzilla: Swamp Edition" 🧌🌪️💅
Will Beowulf go full 💪 grindset again? Can he 1v1 Grendel’s baddie mom in the Shadow Realm™? Tune in next chapter, it’s about to get even more unhinged 😭🔥
#OnlyInOhio #BeowulfTheSigma #MommyIssuesTheSequel #ÆschereDeservedBetter 💔 #RIPMyGoat 🕊️