Chapter XX: Grendel’s Mom Pulls Up in Demon Mode 👹💅

Everyone was big snoozin’ 💤 after the W party at Heorot. But plot twist, the vibes? About to get cooked. One dude got absolutely ratio’d in his sleep 💀 — cuz guess what? Ohio’s most cursed family wasn’t done yet.

✨💔 Enter: Grendel’s Mom (aka Demon MILF with vengeance issues)

Even tho Grendel got folded like a lawn chair 🚫🧍‍♂️ (RIP bozo 😤), his mommy was still out here holding a grudge frfr. She was built like a swamp banshee 💅👹, straight from the Ice Bucket Challenge from Hell.

Backstory drop: She’s Cain’s sidekick 💀, y’know — the OG biblical L who offed his own bro and got banished for it. Ever since, the whole bloodline been giving ✨“Ohio cryptid”✨ energy. Grendel was just the main character for a bit, but mama? She’s the DLC boss fight.

🕯️ Midnight Ambush: Swipe for Revenge

So she yeets herself into Heorot 💨 while everyone’s still in REM sleep mode 😴. This wasn’t a chill visit — bro, she pulled up like:

"👹 I’m not like other moms. I’m worse. 💅"

She grabs a DRIP-COATED sword 🔪 (custom-forged, made for carnage) and starts throwing hands.

But real talk? She wasn’t Beowulf-level OP. She just wanted a lil ✨blood for blood✨ moment. Less “boss raid,” more “emotional damage + stabby stab.” 💔🗡️

🥲 She Snatches a Real One

She finds one of Hrothgar’s top-tier homies — literal ride-or-die warrior material — and just full-on yeets him into the afterlife 😵‍💫. Bro was deep asleep and never saw it coming.

This dude wasn’t some random NPC either. He was Hrothgar’s #1 right-hand shield bro — the kind of dude you’d let hold the aux and your secrets 😔.

And Beowulf? Bro wasn’t even in the same room. He had the VIP suite where they hand out gold like it’s Twitch subs 💸.

🧟‍♂️ “Heorot, We Got Drama”

Next thing? CHAOS. 📣 Screaming. Blood. The whole squad wakes up like:

“AYO WHO LET THE DEMON MOM IN⁉️💀💀💀”

She dips back to her swamp lair 🐸💨 but not before clutching her W. Took a life, left a message, dipped.

The only thing she left behind? Sad boy hours for Hrothgar, who’s now crying in ancient Danish 🧓💔 like:

“Not my fav warrior getting cooked like this… 😭💀”

⚔️ Beowulf Returns: Sigma Mode Activated

They wake up Beowulf like:

“Yo king B, wake up. We just got reverse UNO card’d by a demon MILF 👹 and she snagged our strongest warrior 😭.”

And Beowulf, still alpha as hell, stretches like he just got 8 hours of sleep in a protein shake:

“Bet. Lemme cook again. 💪🐺”

He rolls up to the king’s room with his bros like it’s a hype squad montage. The floor literally creaks under all that grindset energy 😤📈.

He hits Hrothgar with the classic warrior-to-king check-in:

“You good, my guy? Get some solid zzz’s or nah? 😎”

Spoiler: Hrothgar is not good 💀💔.

✨👑 To be continued… Beowulf’s bout to go demon hunting in the most Ohio way possible. 🐉🔥💯