Chapter XVIII: Ohio Revenge Arc Goes ✨Skibidi Sigma Mode✨

So boom 💥 — the warriors dipped 🏃‍♂️💨 back to the crib after getting absolutely cooked 💀 by Grendel's Ohio energy 👹. Lost the homies 😢, vibes were 📉. Some of them bounced to Friesland like “brb healing in my hometown arc” 🌧️🏘️.

But Hengest? Bro stayed behind in the ice-locked NPC winter zone 🥶💀 w/ Finn, the mid king. Dude was STUCK. No boats, no vibes, just ❄️🧊 and bad decisions. Bro stared out the window like a sad anime protagonist thinking about the motherland 🇩🇰😭.

Then the skies finally dropped a patch update 🌀 — weather got buffed 🌞🌸, snow despawned, and the ocean said “aight, we good.” Hengest’s grindset reactivated 💪. No more mopey winter arc, man turned full-on revenge demon 😤💯.

"Screw peace 🤬, I'm here for the VENGEANCE DLC 🔪👿‼️"

He wasn't even tryna sail anymore. Dude was just scheming 24/7 like “how many Jutes can I pack today?” 🧠📦

Then this Frisian homie, Hun (yes that’s his actual name 💀), pulled up like:

“Yo fam, take this ✨Láfing✨ sword — it’s got LEGENDARY RIZZ 👑🗡️. Jutland still talks about it frfr.”

And Hengest was like:

“Say less 😤”

⚔️ Bro got that blade in his hands and IMMEDIATELY transformed. Sword gave him +100 berserker energy 🧌🔥. He remembered what the ops (Guthlaf & Oslaf) said on their trauma cruise back from Ohio 💀🚢 — and it SNAPPED something inside.

He said “Bet.” And then... ABSOLUTE MAYHEM 💥😵‍💫💀

Palace = turned into a killzone 🎯 Finn = folded like an origami NPC 📉 Queen = captured like it’s The Sims 🤷‍♀️🏰 Loot = scooped 🧤🪙 Vengeance = achieved 💯

Squad loaded up the ships 🚢 with every single ✨trinket and treasure✨ they could swipe from Finn’s stash 💅. Even the queen got first-class ticket back to Daneland like:

“You’re coming with us, queenie 👑💅. Welcome to the team.”

🎤 Gleeman finished his Ohio saga with a final beat drop 🎵, and everyone in the hall popped off like:

"NO WAY THAT JUST HAPPENED 💀🔥"

🍻 Wine started pouring again (from mystery vats of infinite vibes™️), and Queen Wealhtheo entered the chat 🧝‍♀️💫. She rolled up in a gold crown like:

“Make way. Mother is HERE. 💅👑✨”

She went to the VIP section (Uncle Hrothgar + Nephew Hrothulf still vibin’ peacefully ✌️), and Unferth — the former L-taker-in-chief 🧢 — was still down bad but trying to act like he wasn't. Man sat at Hrothgar’s feet like:

“Y’all trust me, right? Right?? 😅🥺”

Wealhtheo hit a toast like a true queen:

“Hrothbae 😘 treasure-daddy 💰👴, take this W-beaker 🍷 and give the Geat squad their flowers 💐✨ fr. Be generous, don't be a loot goblin 🪙💀.”

Then she added:

“Also... ngl, Beowulf’s got main character energy 💯🐺. If he was your son I wouldn’t even be mad. Dude SLAYED for real 🔥.”

She peeped the ring-hall sparkle ✨ (finally Grendel-free 👹🚫) and was like:

“Now’s the time. Drop those royal bag drops 🎁📦, pass the crown clean. Hrothulf will def protect the kiddos if you get sent to God’s server early 🕊️🙏. We raised him right (I think) 😇.”

Then mama queen walked by the party bench 🛋️, where the little war-princes Hrethric and Hrothmund were vibin’ with the squad 👶⚔️. And in between those royal bros sat Beowulf — the Geat GigaChad himself 😤🔥 — just chillin’ like:

“Yeah. I did that. No cap.” 🐺💯🗿

To be continued…