Chapter XVI: Post-Grendel Vibes in Heorot 🏰💅✨

Ayo, after Grendel got absolutely cooked 🔥💀 in the previous episode, King Hrothgar was like: "Ok squad, time to renovate this Ohio NPC trap house into a ✨palace✨." So he summoned the whole squad—dudes, baddies, aunties, and everyone in between—to re-glam the Heorot hall 💅.

They went full DIY Pinterest-core 💫: 🌟 Gold on the walls 🌈 Sparkly webs (not the spider kind, like ✨aesthetic ones✨) 🔥 Drip upgrades everywhere

But frfr the place was still lowkey wrecked from when that Ohio swamp gremlin 🧌 aka Grendel went full ragequit mode. Bro literally yeeted the hinges off the doors like:

“I HATE IT HERE 💀‼️”

Only the roof stayed intact, like:

“Me watching the chaos from above 😶☁️”

Everyone was like:

“Damn… Wyrd (aka destiny but make it ✨medieval ✨) really said ‘get ratio’d by fate’ 📉🪦”

🎉 THE SQUAD GATHERETH ✨

Hrothgar, our favorite wise boomer king 🧓, pulled up with Hrothulf (nephew with good vibes) and the bros sat down on their Sigma benches 🪑😤. Mood: Post-victory feast. Vibes: Immaculate. Drama: 0. Trauma: still loading...

Everyone’s sipping mead 🍻, doing medieval cheers like:

“To Beowulf, our alpha gym bro king‼️💯💪” No backstabbing, no drama, just pure bro energy. We love to see it.

🎁 BEOWULF GETS THE BAG 🤑🐐

Hrothgar was like:

“My guy Beowulf, take this W banner 🎏, this chainmail 🛡️, and this literal skull-crusher helmet 👑💥” And the whole room went: “W RIZZ DROP 🔥🔥🔥”

Beowulf took a swig from the vibey mead cup 🍷 like a true sigma. Bro didn’t even blush. No modesty. Just grindset.

“Yeah I earned this. No cap 🐺💯”

They even handed out FOUR ✨blinged-out✨ drip-core jewels—bro was iced out like he just won Love Island: Valhalla Edition. 🧊💎

🐎💨 THE HORSEPOWER GIFT DROP

Next, Hrothgar flexed eight (8!!) golden horses 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 Like man just pulled up with a NASCAR stable and said:

“These are yours now, Beowulf. Try not to flex too hard 💀💰🔥”

One of them had a bedazzled saddle so ✨extra✨ it looked like it was made by Gucci himself. It was Hrothgar’s fav combat seat back in the day—aka when he used to 1v1 people before retirement hit 📉😩

🧙‍♂️ KING MOVE, NO CAP

And finally, Hrothgar was like:

“You’ve earned this, my guy. Horses, weapons, drip, all yours. Enjoy the loot responsibly 🧞‍♂️✨”

It was such a giga W move that even the haters had to admit:

“Yeah, Hrothgar understood the assignment. Real one. Frfr. 💯”

Beowulf = reward unlocked Hrothgar = certified benevolent king energy Grendel = still in the shadow realm 💀🧌📉

Stay tuned for the next chaotic episode of: “Only in Medieval Ohio” 🛡️🎭‼️