Chapter XII: Ohio Gets Ratio’d 👹💀💅

So this crusty NPC Grendel 👹 crawls out the moistest moors again, looking like he got lost on the way to an r/Backrooms meetup 💀. Bro is big mad 😡 cuz God’s got beef with him 📉—like, divine L detected 🚩.

Grendel's pulling up to Heorot, the original frat house for Viking gym bros 🏋️🏽‍♂️🍻. It’s shining like MrBeast’s giveaway palace ✨💰, and our swamp boi’s like “bet, I’m snacking on souls tonight 😈🍽️.”

Spoiler: he’s about to get cooked harder than a freshman in a frat hazing video 💀🔥.

👣 Enter the Ops

Grendel struts in like he owns the place 💅. Door swings open just from his Skibidi fingers 😤—hinges be like 🔥🔥🔥. Bro stomps in on demon time, eyes glowing red like he’s about to drop the worst SoundCloud track of 2025 💿👁️‍🗨️.

He sees the squad snoozing 😴—a literal circle of GigaChads. Man’s thinking it’s a buffet 💀:

“These bros finna be bite-sized W snacks 🦴🍗”

He’s just about to farm EXP off these sleeping tanks… but guess who’s not mid?

💪 BEOWULF ON THAT SIGMA ENERGY 😤🐺

Big B himself 😤 wakes up mid-snack attack. Bro’s not even phased. Like:

“Oh? You want the smoke? You’ve come to the wrong hall, cryptid.” 💀🔥

Grendel grabs a guy first (rip to the background NPC 🧍‍♂️) and just YOLOs him—tears him up like a rotisserie chicken 🍗💔. Blood everywhere. Beowulf’s like “L + ratio + stay mad 👊”

Then—BOOM‼️—he GRABS Grendel's arm like a claw machine with aim assist 🎮. Grendel’s face: 😨😱

“Ayo who gave this dude plot armor??” 💀📉

Grendel tries to dip back to the Swamp Realm™ but Beowulf’s got that GOD-TIER GRIP STRENGTH 😤—bro been training with the gods or creatine or both 🧬💪

Grendel's thinking:

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment.” 😔🧌

💥 THE COLLISION COURSE 💥

They start WRESTLING IN THE CLUB 🪩. Like WWE meets Fortnite meets Ohio. The entire mead hall starts BREAKING. Benches yeet off the walls 💥🍻. Gold decor gets ratio’d. The building’s literally screaming:

“I can’t take this Skibidi energy 😭🔥‼️”

Danes upstairs be like:

“👂Hold up—is that the sound of a demon catching hands?” 💅💀

Grendel starts screaming "HELL NOOOO 😫🔥" in Old Demonic while getting FULLY SLAYED by the Sigma of Scandinavia 🗿.

🧌 Final Thoughts

Grendel pulled up thinking he was the final boss 💀. Turns out he was just a tutorial enemy for Beowulf’s character arc 💅. Dude's arm is about to go bye-bye and he’s crying in demon 😭🔥.

Meanwhile, Beowulf’s standing there like:

“Another day, another W. Just sigma things.” 🐺📈💯

To be continued... 👀

📌 #JusticeForHeorot #BeowulfSweep #OhioMonsterGetsCooked #SigmaGrindsetNeverSleeps