Introduction

Project Recap 💻➡️📜✨

ok so basically 😤📢

I got asked to translate a chapter of Beowulf into full-on Gen Z chaos mode 💀💅 like imagine the Dark Ages but everyone's on TikTok and Beowulf is your fav gym bro influencer yelling “STAY HARD‼️” at a monster from Ohio 👹

🧠 What I Did (No Cap):

Took some ancient poetry from 1000 years ago 📜
Put it through a Gen Z meme blender 🌀
Turned Beowulf into a sigma male gym rat with 10x rizz 🐺💪
Made Grendel a literal Ohio cryptid with L energy 💀👹
Used hella emojis, TikTok slang, and NPC roasts 💅🔥🧌📉
Dialogue? 💬 Sounded like a Discord VC + viral tweet combo 💯📲
Whole thing read like a TikTok recap made during a mental breakdown in a Denny’s at 3am 😭🥞

Vibe Summary:

Beowulf but if it was narrated by someone who just got ratio’d on Twitter and is now speedrunning a villain arc 🗿📉

End Result? Peak Gen Z literature 😤✨ Historically accurate… but emotionally ✨unhinged✨ Frfr a W project 🔥🧠

#SkibidiBeowulf #OnlyInOhio 📍👹